Tuesday, February 14, 2006

First Page Crap-O-Meter Posts: Links

The Crap-O-Meter: courageous Snarklings sent in the first page of their manuscripts for Miss Snark to peruse and see if their openings could snag the interest of an agent. "Is it Crap?" they asked. "85% of the time? Yes," she answered.

C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part I


C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part II


"Is it Crap?" Part III


"Is it Crap?" Part IV


"Is it Crap?" Part V


"Is It Crap?" Part VI


"Is It Crap?" Part VII



Miss Snark decided to give the Crap-O-Meter another spin:
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OK, Let's Dust Off the Crap-O-Meter and Take It Out for a Hayride



She singled out these following first pages as ones that got her to read on.
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Snarkometer #24


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Is It Crap? #2


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #7


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #8


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The Snark-O-Meter Reaches 18


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#22 Into the Snarkometer


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 32


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 35


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Round 50


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Round 55


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Round 44



And these are the rest. Beware of stilleto marks ground into their backsides...
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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #1


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Diving Into the Crap-O-Meter Headfirst: Volunteer #3


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #4


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #5


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #6


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Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #9


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Crap-O-Meter #10!


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Is It Crap? Volunteer #11


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#12 Takes the Stage


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#13 Into the Crap-O-Meter


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#14 Takes a Whirl


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The Crap-O-Meter Celebrates Her Quinceanara


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Crap-O-Meter's Sweet Sixteen


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Crap-O-Meter #17


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Snarkometer Sucks Up #19


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Miss Snark Runs #20 Into the Crap-O-Meter


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Miss Snark Reaches #21


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#23 Into the Crap-O-Meter


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Snarkometer #25


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 26


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 27


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 28


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 29


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 30


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 31


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 33


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 34


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 36


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Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 37


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Snarklings versus the Snarkmeter, Round 38


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Round 39


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Round 40


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Round 41


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Round 42


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Round 43


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Round 45


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Round 46


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Round 47


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Round 48


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Round 49


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Round 51


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Round 52


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Round 53


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Round 54


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Round 56


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Round 57

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