tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220613772012-01-02T20:03:11.849-08:00It's the wit and wisdom of Miss Snark, topically sorted!Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1145853656641460992006-04-23T21:37:00.000-07:002006-04-23T21:40:56.710-07:00Whenever Miss Adventure hears the phrase "slush pile," she thinks of a delightful frozen drink with lots of mango and triple sec and tequila and orange and tequila. Slush pile? More like "lush pile."<br /><br />Miss Snark dives into her slush pile. Herewith are some tales of nitwittery but also tips on how to rise out of the slush bile. <br /><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/tipping-point.html "> The Tipping Point </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/five-things-you-can-do-to-fuck-up-your.html "> FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FUCK UP YOUR QUERY LETTER RIGHT NOW </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/miss-snark-reaches-for-clue-gunagain.html "> Miss Snark Reaches for the Clue Gun...AGAIN </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/speaking-of-numbers.html "> Speaking of Numbers... </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/shred-of-evidence.html "> Shred of Evidence </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114585365664146099?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1145631627340691222006-04-21T07:53:00.000-07:002006-04-21T08:01:37.976-07:00Greetings, Snarklings!<br /><br />This weekend marks the unveiling of September-December's indexed posts. Hurray! I may or may not wipe out the entire site and repost all of the updated (and new!) categories. So, don't panic if everything disappears on Saturday; it will be back with new pals on Sunday.<br /><br />Last time, when I sat down and coded the index, it took a full day (eight hours, no shit, friends; that Miss Snark is one prolific Prada-ed lady). I'm starting late in the afternoon, if not the evening, and then I am certain that I can cobble enough hours on Saturday to have this all done by Sunday brunch. Nothing like snark with your croissant. It's better than jam. <br /><br />So, I have to get to my real job--so stupid, that rent paying!--but I will be chugging away soon.<br /><br />Happy Snarking,<br />Miss Adventure<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114563162734069122?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1144461180975706322006-04-07T18:49:00.000-07:002006-04-07T18:58:03.960-07:00Welcome to the Snarkives! Currently, all of June, July, and August have been indexed; fall and winter will be added sometime between the end of April and the next presidential election. My broken laptop plus a heavy travel schedule have led to a minor delay in indexing, but soon, a complete Snarkive will be online.<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">NEW!! Miss Snark's Second Writing Contest added!! Once she declares a winner this weekend (barring a Florida 2000-style controversy, of course), that will be added as well.</span></strong> <br /><br />This is still a work in progress, so if you have any suggestions about recategorizing or creating additional topics for a certain post, please leave a comment or email me using the link in the upper right sidebar. Cash donations and gin fizzes also welcome.<br /><br />Happy Snarking!<br />--Miss Adventure<br /><br /><strong>Annotated Topic Index</strong><br />In the right sidebar are all of the topic indexes, beginning with the two Crap-O-Meters, then subsequently listed in alphabetical order. Be warned: posts are filed in multiple categories, so you're not going crazy if you think you've read something before. By clicking on the topic name (for example, "Cover Letter Crap-O-Meter"), you will be sent to the location in the main column of that topic's individual posts.<br /><br /><strong>Links to Individual Miss Snark Posts</strong><br />In this main column are each topic index with a link to each individual post (and its comments) in the category. They are sorted oldest to newest in date, though sometimes, links were arranged to bundle topics discussed in multiple posts. These are all listed by title, though date is included. More topics will be added in time!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114446118097570632?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1144460518226733042006-04-07T18:35:00.000-07:002006-04-07T18:43:34.656-07:00<strong>The Snarklings open the floodgates of creativity. Miss Snark and Killer Yapp buy galloshes.</strong><br /><br />The contest, explained:<br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/miss-snarks-second-writing-contest.html "> Miss Snark's Second Writing Contest </a></p><br /><br />The contest's magnitude sinks in:<br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/what-hell-was-i-thinking.html "> What the HELL was I Thinking? </a></p><br />4.07.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/contest.html "> Contest! </a></p><br /><br />Miss Snark fills up the gin pail and attacks the pile. Buckle up, kids, 110 entries await!<br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/1.html "> 1! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/2.html "> 2! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/3.html "> 3! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/4.html "> 4! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/5.html "> 5! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/6.html "> 6! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/7.html "> 7! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/8.html "> 8! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/9.html "> 9! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/10.html "> 10! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/11.html "> 11! </a></p><br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/12.html "> 12! 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</a></p><br />4.05.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/110.html "> 110! </a></p><br />4.05.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/111.html "> 111! </a></p><br />4.06.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/112.html "> 112! </a></p><br /><br />Some miscellaneous notes and the contest's mechanisms. Or, why word count is a precious thing.<br />4.02.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/contest-ps.html "> Contest PS </a></p><br />4.05.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/nitwit-of-day.html "> Nitwit of the Day </a></p><br />4.07.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/bat-segundonever-far-from-our-thoughts.html "> Bat Segundo...Never Far From Our Thoughts </a></p><br />4.07.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/contest-word-count.html "> Contest Word Count </a></p><br />4.07.06 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2006/04/word-count-disqualifications.html "> Word Count Disqualifications </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114446051822673304?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140814424563848652006-02-24T12:52:00.000-08:002006-04-23T21:34:03.136-07:00<strong>It's like Miss America, only for books! Miss Snark looks at writing contests.</strong><br /><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/glimmer-train-very-short-fiction-award.html "> Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award </a></p><br /><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/miss-snark-pleads-no-contest-to-charge_03.html "> Miss Snark Pleads No Contest to the Charge </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081442456384865?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140814356960825892006-02-24T12:50:00.000-08:002006-04-23T21:24:37.120-07:00<strong>Pack your stilettos and your manuscript: the whys and what-have-yous of writing conferences.</strong><br /><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/writing-conferences.html "> Writing Conferences </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/writing-conference-roulette.html "> Writing Conference Roulette </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking-results.html "> Where are You Looking: Results </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/hot-cross-buns-anyone.html "> Hot Cross Buns, Anyone? </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/fe-fi-faux-fumble.html "> Fe Fi Faux Fumble </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/writing-conferences.html "> Writing Conferences </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/yay-its-fall.html "> Yay! It's Fall! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/maui-waui.html "> Maui Waui! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/pass-canapes-and-would-you-like-to.html "> Pass the Canapes, and Would You Like to Read My Novel </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/live-and-in-person-miss-snark.html "> Live and In Person! Miss Snark! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/miss-snark-benefits-from-snarkling.html "> Miss Snark Benefits from a Snarkling </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/conferencesagain.html "> Conferences...Again! </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081435696082589?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140814242133454352006-02-24T12:48:00.000-08:002006-04-23T21:25:51.296-07:00<strong>Miss Snark wants you to write well!</strong><br /><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-gets-tense-about-verbs.html "> Miss Snark Gets Tense About Verbs </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/middle-of-bell-curve.html "> The Middle of the Bell Curve </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/ick-factor.html "> The "Ick" Factor </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/you-youmugwump-you-know-nothingyou.html "> You You Mugwump! You Know Nothing, You You...DEMOCRAT! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/changing-roomalso-abattoir-for.html "> The Changing Room...Also Abattoir for the Unyielding </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/tipping-point.html "> The Tipping Point </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-4.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #4 </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/ideas-arent-most-important-thing.html "> Ideas aren't the Most Important Thing </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/one-hundred-bottles-of-snark-on-wall.html "> 100 Bottles of Snark on the Wall, 100 Bottles of Snark </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/mirror-mirror-on-wall.html "> Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall... </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/anachronisms.html "> Anachronisms </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/backstory.html "> Backstory </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/hobbyists.html "> Hobbyist </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/it-violates-every-rule-in-book.html "> It Violates Every Rule in the Book </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/stylin.html "> Stylin' </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/do-you-have-square-to-spareof-writing.html "> Do You Have a Square to Spare...of Writing Paper? </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/rose-is-rose-is-rose.html "> A Rose is a Rose is a Rose </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/friday-night-books.html "> Friday Night Books </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/will-someone-please-tell-robert-parker.html "> Will Someone Please Tell Robert Parker to Retire </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/ten-percent-of-nothing-by-jim-fisher.html "> Ten Percent of Nothing by Jim Fisher </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/im-thrilled.html "> I'm Thrilled! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/do-you-like-miss-snark.html "> Do You Like Miss Snark? </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/writing-groups.html "> Writing Groups </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/miss-snark-pleads-no-contest-to-charge_03.html "> Miss Snark Pleads No Contest to the Charge </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/peschel-challenge-to-miss-snark.html "> The Peschel Challenge to Miss Snark! </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081424213345435?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140814057114452602006-02-24T12:46:00.000-08:002006-04-23T21:35:01.603-07:00<strong>Who is that dashing lady behind the Miss Snark mask? Only Killer Yapp knows.</strong><br /><br />6.28.05 2 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/are-you-really-agent.html "> "Are You Really an Agent?" </a></p><br />8.06.05 105 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/show-me-moneyyou-can-keep-tom-cruise.html "> Show Me the Money...(You Can Keep Tom Cruise, Though) </a></p><br />8.31.05 196 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/if-youre-thinking-of-asking-miss-snark.html "> If You're Thinking of Asking Miss Snark to be Your Agent... </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/igotchersnarkriiiiighthere.html "> IgotcherSnarkRiiiiiightHere! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/snark-and-tonic-for-breakfastexcellent.html "> A Snark and Tonic for Breakfast--Excellent Idea </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/wellduuuuhhhh.html "> Well...Duuuuuhhhh!!! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/novel-idea.html "> A Novel Idea! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/perfect-10.html "> The Perfect 10 </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/get-thee-behind-me-old-ned.html "> Get Thee Behind Me, Old Ned </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/miss-snark-is-not-joanna-pulcini.html "> Miss Snark is NOT Joanna Pulcini </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/mr-clooney-in-elevator-with-miss-snark.html "> Mr. Clooney in Elevator with Miss Snark! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/miss-snark-incarcerated.html "> Miss Snark Incarcerated? </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081405711445260?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140813812844525802006-02-24T12:42:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:48:28.050-08:00<strong>Books and guides for every Snarkling's Writing Kit.</strong><br /><br />6.29.05 8 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/you-want-fries-with-that-plot-line.html "> "You Want Fries with that Plot Line?" </a></p><br /><br /><strong>Writers' Almanac</strong><br />6.28.05 3 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/innocent-rather-than-guilty-pleasure.html "> Innocent (Rather than Guilty) Pleasure: The Writers' Almanac </a></p><br />7.09.05 24 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/happy-birthday-big-bad-love.html "> Happy Birthday, Big Bad Love </a></p><br />8.03.05 87 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-you-are-not-wasting-your-time-when.html "> Why You are Not Wasting Time When You Read This Blog </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081381284452580?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140813449595832422006-02-24T12:35:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:37:29.596-08:00<strong>What's it like to be a lily of the field? Miss Snark: Behind the Gin Pail.</strong><br /><br />7.04.05 10 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-confesses-she-is.html "> Miss Snark Confesses She is...Yes...Compulsive </a></p><br />7.13.05 26 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-confess.html "> Untitled </a></p><br />7.15.05 28 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/agents-are-sooooo-busycrap.html "> Agents are Soooo Busy...Crap </a></p><br />7.15.05 29 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/busy-ill-show-you-stinkin-beezee.html "> Busy? I'll Show You Freakin' Beezee! </a></p><br />7.18.05 33 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-1-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 1: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.19.05 34 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-2-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 2: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.20.05 40 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-3-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 3: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.22.05 42 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-4-day-timer-confessionsfinal.html "> Day 4: The Day Time Confessions </a></p><br />7.25.05 46 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/rock-on.html "> Rock On! </a></p><br />7.25.05 48 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/editors-are-fuckwits-too.html "> Editors are Fuckwits, Too </a></p><br />8.06.05 102 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/park-car-in-snarkly-yard.html "> Park the Car in the Snarkly Yard </a></p><br />8.12.05 131 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/vacation-announcementhere-have-tissue.html "> Vacation Announcements...Here, Have a Tissue </a></p><br />8.15.05 134 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/sayonara-snarklings-back-on-828.html "> Sayonara, Snarklings! </a></p><br />8.28.05 135 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/aloha-snarklings.html "> Aloha, Snarklings! </a></p><br />8.28.05 147 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-is-glad-her-sense-of-humor.html "> Miss Snark is Glad Her Sense of Humor Survived Her Vacation </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081344959583242?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140813335352218672006-02-24T12:34:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:35:35.353-08:00<strong>How long is too long of a wait? Miss Snark helps you clockwatch.</strong><br /><br />9.1.05 205 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/follow-up-on-submissions-timing.html "> A Follow Up on Submissions-Timing </a></p><br />9.1.05 206 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/snafus-r-us.html "> Snafus R Us </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081333535221867?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140813275435148952006-02-24T12:29:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:34:35.436-08:00<strong>SASEs are sent along with your query letter. The agent will send her response to you in that envelope, so it's crucial. SA-Snark-E discussed below.</strong><br /><br />7.19.05 37 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/stamp-this.html "> Stamp This! </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />8.04.05 95 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/and-envelope-please.html "> And the Envelope Please... </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081327543514895?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140812971184858362006-02-24T12:25:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:29:31.186-08:00<strong>Congrats, it's crap! What it means and how to deal with rejection are discussed here.</strong><br /><br />7.22.05 43 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/fuck-off-and-die.html "> Fuck Off and Die </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />7.24.05 45 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ps-buy-my-book.html "> P.S. Buy My Book </a></p><br />7.25.05 47 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people.html "> What the Fuck is Wrong with You People? </a></p><br />7.27.05 52 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/difference-between-scam-and-slime.html "> The Difference Between Scam and Slime </a></p><br />7.28.05 59 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-not-right-for-us.html "> "It's Not Right For Us" </a></p><br />8.12.05 130 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/tipping-point.html "> The Tipping Point </a></p><br />8.30.05 165 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/1-this-sux-2-this-really-sux-3-you.html "> 1. This Sux, 2. This Really Sux, 3. You Used Too Many Staples, 4. You Forgot to Enclose $20 </a></p><br />8.31.05 188 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-45-times.html "> Round 45 </a></p><br />9.1.05 207 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/one-hundred-bottles-of-snark-on-wall.html "> 100 Bottles of Snark on the Wall, 100 Bottles of Snark </a></p><br />7.27.05 56 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/questions-from-snarklings.html "> Questions From the Snarklings! </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081297118485836?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140812745700084812006-02-24T12:19:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:25:45.703-08:00<strong>Miss Snark recommended these blogs, articles, and books for Snarklings. To be read after misssnark.blogspot.com, of course.</strong><br /><br />6.29.05 6 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/portraits-by-michael-kimmelman.html "> Portraits by Michael Kimmelman </a></p><br />7.04.05 11 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/pay-attention-damnit.html "> Pay Attention Damnit! </a></p><br />7.04.05 13 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yet-another-winner-in-query-letter.html "> Yet Another Winner in the Query Letter Contest! </a></p><br />7.04.05 16 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ready-for-my-close-up.html "> Ready for My Close-Up! </a></p><br />7.04.05 17 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yes-bookslut-says-it-best.html "> Yes!! The Bookslut Says it Best! </a></p><br />7.08.05 22 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/take-that-mr-mcsweegee.html "> Take That, Mr. McSweegee </a></p><br />7.09.05 24 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/happy-birthday-big-bad-love.html "> Happy Birthday, Big Bad Love </a></p><br />7.11.05 25 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/courtesy-of-that-really-wonderful-site.html "> Untitled </a></p><br />7.13.05 26 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-confess.html "> Untitled </a></p><br />7.18.05 33 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-1-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 1: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.27.05 55 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-turns-green.html "> Miss Snark Turns Green </a></p><br />7.28.05 61 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/c-rap-rations-for-hippest-of.html "> C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part I </a></p><br />7.29.05 65 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-retires-to-speakeasy-for.html "> Miss Snark Retires to the Speakeasy for the Weekend </a></p><br />8.06.05 103 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/middle-of-bell-curve.html "> The Middle of the Bell Curve </a></p><br />8.07.05 107 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking-results.html "> Where are You Looking: Results </a></p><br />8.12.05 130 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/tipping-point.html "> The Tipping Point </a></p><br />8.15.05 134 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/sayonara-snarklings-back-on-828.html "> Sayonara, Snarklings! </a></p><br />8.28.05 135 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/aloha-snarklings.html "> Aloha, Snarklings! </a></p><br />8.30.05 166 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/ideas-arent-most-important-thing.html "> Ideas aren't the Most Important Thing </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081274570008481?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140812350582021982006-02-24T12:17:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:19:10.586-08:00<strong>Read these query mistakes, tattoo them on your forehead and recite them at night. Don't emulate these nitwits.</strong><br /><br />6.28.05 1 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/honest-to-pete-do-you-think-this-works_28.html "> Honest to Pete, Do You Think This WORKS? </a></p><br />6.28.05 5 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/previously-published.html "> Previously Published </a></p><br />6.29.05 7 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/look-ma-i-did-it-all-by-myself.html "> "Look Ma, I Did it All by Myself!" </a></p><br />7.04.05 13 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yet-another-winner-in-query-letter.html "> Yet Another Winner in the Query Letter Contest! </a></p><br />7.04.05 14 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/toxic-combomedical-school-and-novel.html "> Toxic Combo...Medical School and Novel Writing </a></p><br />7.04.05 15 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-much.html "> How Much? </a></p><br />7.13.05 27 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yet-another-wretched-query-letter.html "> Another Wretched Query Letter </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />8.01.05 73 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/oh-just-step-on-my-heart-and-grind.html "> Oh, Just Step on My Heart and Grint It In, Why NOT </a></p><br />8.28.05 140 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-sifts-comment-pile.html "> Miss Snark Sifts the Comment Pile </a></p><br />9.1.05 209 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/order-order-order-in-snarkosaureum.html "> Order! Order! Order in the Snarkosaureum! </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081235058202198?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140812231316900972006-02-24T12:10:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:17:11.326-08:00<strong>A query letter is what you send to an agent about representation. Queries are one page long (double spaced!), introducing the book. You as well, but mostly the book. The agent can tell a lot about your writing in your query letter: if it's crap, your manuscript might get trashed without being seen. Miss Snark provides an example:</strong><br /><br />8.05.05 98 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/midnight-in-garden-of-good-and.html "> Midnight in the Garden of Good and Snarkvil </a></p><br /><br /><strong>Below, Miss Snark wades into the morass of query questions and quandries.</strong><br /><br /><br />6.28.05 1 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/honest-to-pete-do-you-think-this-works_28.html "> Honest to Pete, Do You Think This WORKS? </a></p><br />7.04.05 13 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yet-another-winner-in-query-letter.html "> Yet Another Winner in the Query Letter Contest! </a></p><br />7.04.05 14 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/toxic-combomedical-school-and-novel.html "> Toxic Combo...Medical School and Novel Writing </a></p><br />7.04.05 15 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-much.html "> How Much? </a></p><br />7.13.05 27 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yet-another-wretched-query-letter.html "> Another Wretched Query Letter </a></p><br />7.19.05 35 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ill-get-back-to-you.html "> "I'll Get Back to You" </a></p><br />7.19.05 37 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/stamp-this.html "> Stamp This! </a></p><br />7.22.05 43 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/fuck-off-and-die.html "> Fuck Off and Die </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />7.27.05 55 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-turns-green.html "> Miss Snark Turns Green </a></p><br />7.28.05 59 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-not-right-for-us.html "> "It's Not Right For Us" </a></p><br />8.01.05 73 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/oh-just-step-on-my-heart-and-grind.html "> Oh, Just Step on My Heart and Grint It In, Why NOT </a></p><br />8.01.05 74 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-2the-cover-letters.html "> Is It Crap?: Round Two--The Cover Letters </a></p><br />8.01.05 75 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-deuxthe-cover-letter-2.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #2 </a></p><br />8.02.05 76 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-twothe-cover-letters-3.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #3 </a></p><br />8.02.05 77 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersfour.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #4 </a></p><br />8.02.05 78 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-5.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #5 </a></p><br />8.02.05 81 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-7.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #7 </a></p><br />8.02.05 82 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-huitpart.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #8 </a></p><br />8.02.05 83 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letterspont-neuf.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #9 </a></p><br />8.02.05 84 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters10-with-bullet.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #10 (With a Bullet) </a></p><br />8.02.05 85 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersdouble-hockey.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #11 </a></p><br />8.03.05 88 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-you-are-not-wasting-your-time-when.html "> Why Miss Snark Hates eQueries </a></p><br />8.03.05 90 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersfinal-entry.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #12 </a></p><br />8.03.05 91 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/one-last-crap-shootonly-cause-its-dire.html "> One Last Crap Shoot...Only 'Cause It's a Dire Warning </a></p><br />8.04.05 95 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/and-envelope-please.html "> And the Envelope Please... </a></p><br />8.04.05 96 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking.html "> Where are You Looking? </a></p><br />8.06.05 104 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/standardize-query-process.html "> Standardize the Query Process </a></p><br />8.08.05 111 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/captains-snark-log-dateline-today.html "> Captain Snark's Log, Dateline Today </a></p><br />8.11.05 123 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/novel-2-done-undone-finished.html "> Novel #2 Done, Undone, Finished, Refinished, or Just Waxed... </a></p><br />8.12.05 128 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/partials-will-break-your-heart.html "> Partials Will Break Your Heart </a></p><br />8.31.05 195 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/first-page-syndrome.html "> First Page Syndrome </a></p><br />9.1.05 205 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/follow-up-on-submissions-timing.html "> A Follow Up on Submissions-Timing </a></p><br />9.1.05 206 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/snafus-r-us.html "> Snafus R Us </a></p><br />9.1.05 209 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/order-order-order-in-snarkosaureum.html "> Order! Order! Order in the Snarkosaureum! </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081223131690097?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811837027735002006-02-24T12:09:00.000-08:002006-02-24T13:03:10.510-08:00<strong>The light of snark illuminates the practices and peccidillos of the publishing industry.</strong><br /><br />7.08.05 23 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/wave-of-future.html "> The Wave of the Future </a></p><br />7.18.05 32 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/only-hp-post-from-mei-promise.html "> The Only HP Post from Me...I Promise </a></p><br />7.18.05 33 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-1-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 1: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.19.05 34 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-2-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 2: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.20.05 40 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-3-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 3: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.22.05 42 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-4-day-timer-confessionsfinal.html "> Day 4: The Day Time Confessions </a></p><br />7.25.05 48 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/editors-are-fuckwits-too.html "> Editors are Fuckwits, Too </a></p><br />7.27.05 53 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/so-whos-making-money-here.html "> So, Who's Making Money Here? </a></p><br />7.27.05 56 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/questions-from-snarklings.html "> Questions From the Snarklings! </a></p><br />7.28.05 57 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/platypus-platform-platitudes.html "> Platypus Platform Platitudes </a></p><br />7.28.05 58 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/august-doldrums.html "> August Doldrums </a></p><br />7.31.05 68 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crappart-6.html "> "Is It Crap?" Part VI </a></p><br />8.03.05 86 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/timingrevisited.html "> Timing Revisited </a></p><br />8.03.05 89 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/youve-got-agentnow-what.html "> You've Got an Agent...Now What? </a></p><br />8.06.05 103 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/middle-of-bell-curve.html "> The Middle of the Bell Curve </a></p><br />8.06.05 105 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/show-me-moneyyou-can-keep-tom-cruise.html "> Show Me the Money...(You Can Keep Tom Cruise, Though) </a></p><br />8.07.05 106 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/dirty-little-secretmiss-snark-wants.html "> "The Dirty Little Secret"...Miss Snark Wants MORE </a></p><br />8.08.05 109 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/glorified-printers.html "> Glorified Printers </a></p><br />8.09.05 112 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/trends-schmends.html "> Trends, Schmends </a></p><br />8.09.05 113 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/good-intentionsyes-they-do-pave-road.html "> Good Intentions...Yes, They Pave the Road to Hell </a></p><br />8.10.05 115 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/do-not-pass-gogo-directly-to-slushies.html "> Do Not Pass Go, Go Directly to Slushies </a></p><br />8.10.05 119 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/return-of-returns.html "> The Return of Returns </a></p><br />8.11.05 124 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/you-youmugwump-you-know-nothingyou.html "> You You Mugwump! You Know Nothing, You You...DEMOCRAT! </a></p><br />8.12.05 129 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/whos-on-first-no-thats-on-second-what.html "> Who's on First? No, That's on Second? What? No...That's 1745 Broadway </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081183702773500?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811754471792392006-02-24T12:08:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:09:14.473-08:006.29.05 8 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/you-want-fries-with-that-plot-line.html "> "You Want Fries with that Plot Line?" </a></p> Publishers' Marketplace<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081175447179239?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811697175127902006-02-24T12:07:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:08:17.176-08:006.28.05 5 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/previously-published.html "> Previously Published </a></p><br />7.08.05 23 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/wave-of-future.html "> The Wave of the Future </a></p><br />7.20.05 40 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-3-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 3: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.25.05 47 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people.html "> What the Fuck is Wrong with You People? </a></p><br />6.28.05 5 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/previously-published.html "> Previously Published </a></p><br />7.05.05 18 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/this-guy-gives-snake-oil-salespeople.html "> This Guy Gives Snake Oil Salespeople a Bad Name </a></p><br />7.26.05 49 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ok-ok-miss-snarks-imperfections.html "> Ok, Ok, Miss Snark's Imperfections Revealed </a></p><br />7.28.05 60 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/epublishing-in-general.html "> E-Publishing in General </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081169717512790?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811602769223652006-02-24T12:06:00.001-08:002006-02-24T12:06:42.770-08:007.26.05 51 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/writing-conference-roulette.html "> Writing Conference Roulette </a></p><br />7.28.05 57 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/platypus-platform-platitudes.html "> Platypus Platform Platitudes </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081160276922365?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811571519775402006-02-24T12:06:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:06:11.520-08:008.07.05 106 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/dirty-little-secretmiss-snark-wants.html "> "The Dirty Little Secret"...Miss Snark Wants MORE </a></p><br />8.08.05 109 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/glorified-printers.html "> Glorified Printers </a></p><br />8.12.05 129 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/whos-on-first-no-thats-on-second-what.html "> Who's on First? No, That's on Second? What? No...That's 1745 Broadway </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081157151977540?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140811538582150752006-02-24T12:05:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:05:38.593-08:007.06.05 20 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/criminal-agent.html "> Criminal "Agent" </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />7.24.05 45 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ps-buy-my-book.html "> P.S. Buy My Book </a></p><br />7.25.05 47 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people.html "> What the Fuck is Wrong with You People? </a></p><br />7.27.05 52 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/difference-between-scam-and-slime.html "> The Difference Between Scam and Slime </a></p><br />7.27.05 54 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/pay-to-play.html "> Pay to Play </a></p><br />8.04.05 92 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-math.html "> Let's Do the Math </a></p><br />8.09.05 114 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-mathchapter-two.html "> Let's Do the Math, Part II </a></p><br />8.12.05 127 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/various-ways-to-skin-cats-and-fleece.html "> Various Ways to Skin Cats and Fleece Writers </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114081153858215075?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140805255956944482006-02-24T10:20:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:20:55.956-08:006.28.05 4 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/speaking-of-other-people-who.html "> Speaking of Other People who Aren't...Well...Real </a></p><br />6.29.05 6 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/portraits-by-michael-kimmelman.html "> Portraits by Michael Kimmelman </a></p><br />7.05.05 18 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/this-guy-gives-snake-oil-salespeople.html "> This Guy Gives Snake Oil Salespeople a Bad Name </a></p><br />7.16.05 31 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/john-twelve-hawksoff-grid.html "> John Twelve Hawks...Off the Grill </a></p><br />7.20.05 38 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/fuckwits-surround-us.html "> Fuckwits Surround Us </a></p><br />7.20.05 39 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/killer-beesbiblio-style.html "> Killer Bees...Biblio Style </a></p><br />7.21.05 41 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/almost-as-fun-as-buying-new-shoes.html "> Almost as Fun as Buying New Shoes! </a></p><br />7.29.05 64 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/vid-lit-i-told-you-so.html "> Vid Lit!! I TOLD You So!!! </a></p><br />7.31.05 69 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-did-you-pay-for-harry-potter.html "> What Did You Pay for Harry Potter? </a></p><br />8.06.05 100 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/quill-awardsmiss-snarks-version.html "> The Quill Awards: Miss Snark's Version </a></p><br />8.11.05 120 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/call-for-questions.html "> Call for Questions! </a></p><br />8.29.05 160 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/thats-all-for-tonight-snarklings.html "> That's All for Tonight, Snarklings </a></p><br />8.30.05 177 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/vaya-con-carne-dear-snarklings.html "> Vaya con Carne, Dear Snarklings </a></p><br />9.1.05 203 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/snarkometer-retires-to-mr-clooneys.html "> The Snarkometer Retires to Mr. Clooney's Chateau </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080525595694448?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140805215836183662006-02-24T10:19:00.001-08:002006-02-24T10:20:15.850-08:007.04.05 15 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-much.html "> How Much? </a></p><br />7.27.05 56 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/questions-from-snarklings.html "> Questions From the Snarklings! </a></p><br />7.28.05 61 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/c-rap-rations-for-hippest-of.html "> C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part I </a></p><br />7.28.05 62 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/c-rap-rations-for-hippest-of_28.html "> C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part II </a></p><br />7.29.05 63 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crap-part-three.html "> "Is It Crap?" Part III </a></p><br />7.31.05 66 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crappart-4.html "> "Is it Crap?" Part IV </a></p><br />7.31.05 67 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crap-part-5.html "> "Is it Crap?" Part V </a></p><br />7.31.05 68 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crappart-6.html "> "Is It Crap?" Part VI </a></p><br />8.01.05 71 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/ya-ya-yayer-mama-wears-army-boots.html "> Ya Ya Ya...Yer Mother Wears Army Boots </a></p><br />8.01.05 72 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crappartnext.html "> "Is It Crap?" Part VII </a></p><br />8.28.05 137 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-1.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #1 </a></p><br />8.28.05 138 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crap-volunteer-2.html "> Is It Crap? #2 </a></p><br />8.28.05 139 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/diving-into-crapometer.html "> Diving Into the Crap-O-Meter Headfirst: Volunteer #3 </a></p><br />8.28.05 141 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-4.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #4 </a></p><br />8.28.05 142 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-5.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #5 </a></p><br />8.28.05 143 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-6.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #6 </a></p><br />8.28.05 144 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-7.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #7 </a></p><br />8.28.05 145 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/volunteer-for-crapometer-8.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #8 </a></p><br />8.28.05 146 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-9.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #9 </a></p><br />8.28.05 148 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-10.html "> Crap-O-Meter #10! </a></p><br />8.29.05 149 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crap-volunteer-11.html "> Is It Crap? Volunteer #11 </a></p><br />8.29.05 150 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/12-takes-stage.html "> #12 Takes the Stage </a></p><br />8.29.05 151 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/13-into-crapometer.html "> #13 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.29.05 152 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/14-takes-whirl.html "> #14 Takes a Whirl </a></p><br />8.29.05 153 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-celebrates-her-quinceanera.html "> The Crap-O-Meter Celebrates Her Quinceanara </a></p><br />8.29.05 154 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometers-sweet-sixteen.html "> Crap-O-Meter's Sweet Sixteen </a></p><br />8.29.05 155 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-17.html "> Crap-O-Meter #17 </a></p><br />8.29.05 156 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-reaches-18.html "> The Snark-O-Meter Reaches 18 </a></p><br />8.29.05 157 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-sucks-up-19.html "> Snarkometer Sucks Up #19 </a></p><br />8.29.05 158 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-runs-20-into-crapometer.html "> Miss Snark Runs #20 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.29.05 159 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-reaches-21.html "> Miss Snark Reaches #21 </a></p><br />8.30.05 161 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/22-into-snarkometer.html "> #22 Into the Snarkometer </a></p><br />8.30.05 162 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/23-into-crapometer.html "> #23 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.30.05 163 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-24.html "> Snarkometer #24 </a></p><br />8.30.05 164 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-25.html "> Snarkometer #25 </a></p><br />8.30.05 168 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-26.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 26 </a></p><br />8.30.05 169 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-crapometer-round-27.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 27 </a></p><br />8.30.05 170 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-28.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 28 </a></p><br />8.30.05 171 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-29.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 29 </a></p><br />8.30.05 172 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-30.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 30 </a></p><br />8.30.05 173 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-31.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 31 </a></p><br />8.30.05 174 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkling-versus-snarkometer-round-32.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 32 </a></p><br />8.30.05 175 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-crapometer-33.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 33 </a></p><br />8.30.05 176 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkling-versus-snarkomter-34.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 34 </a></p><br />8.31.05 178 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-35.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 35 </a></p><br />8.31.05 179 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-36.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 36 </a></p><br />8.31.05 180 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-37.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 37 </a></p><br />8.31.05 181 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-38.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkmeter, Round 38 </a></p><br />8.31.05 182 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-round-39.html "> Round 39 </a></p><br />8.31.05 183 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-duel-with-snarkometer-round.html "> Round 40 </a></p><br />8.31.05 184 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-41.html "> Round 41 </a></p><br />8.31.05 186 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-43.html "> Round 43 </a></p><br />8.31.05 188 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-45-times.html "> Round 45 </a></p><br />8.31.05 189 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-wrestle-snarkomter-bout-46.html "> Round 46 </a></p><br />8.31.05 190 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-wrestle-snarkometer-round.html "> Round 47 </a></p><br />8.31.05 191 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-swarm-snarkometer-round-48.html "> Round 48 </a></p><br />8.31.05 192 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-49.html "> Round 49 </a></p><br />8.31.05 193 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-swarm-snarkometer-50.html "> Round 50 </a></p><br />8.31.05 194 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-51.html "> Round 51 </a></p><br />8.31.05 195 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/first-page-syndrome.html "> First Page Syndrome </a></p><br />8.31.05 197 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-smackdown-52.html "> Round 52 </a></p><br />8.31.05 198 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-53.html "> Round 53 </a></p><br />8.31.05 199 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-54-where-are-you.html "> Round 54 </a></p><br />8.31.05 200 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-reaches-speed-limit-55.html "> Round 55 </a></p><br />8.31.05 201 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkomter-creaks-up-on-56.html "> Round 56 </a></p><br />8.31.05 202 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarks-57-sauce-finishes-buffet.html "> Round 57 </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080521583618366?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140805174287630442006-02-24T10:19:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:19:34.286-08:008.08.05 110 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/hot-cross-buns-anyone.html "> Hot Cross Buns, Anyone? </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080517428763044?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140805119050770112006-02-24T10:17:00.000-08:002006-02-24T12:41:43.896-08:00<strong>Miss Snark issues pearls of wisdom about agents, publishing, the mechanics of submission. Important Nitwit Avoidance Tips inside!</strong><br /><br />General Recommendations<br />7.04.05 12 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/yes-miss-snark-has-little-addiction.html "> Yes, Miss Snark has a Little Addiction Problem </a></p><br />8.03.05 89 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/youve-got-agentnow-what.html "> You've Got an Agent...Now What? </a></p><br /><br />Important Tips and Reminders<br />7.04.05 10 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-confesses-she-is.html "> Miss Snark Confesses She is...Yes...Compulsive </a></p><br />7.04.05 11 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/pay-attention-damnit.html "> Pay Attention Damnit! </a></p><br />7.11.05 25 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/courtesy-of-that-really-wonderful-site.html "> Untitled </a></p><br />8.01.05 71 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/ya-ya-yayer-mama-wears-army-boots.html "> Ya Ya Ya...Yer Mother Wears Army Boots </a></p><br />8.01.05 73 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/oh-just-step-on-my-heart-and-grind.html "> Oh, Just Step on My Heart and Grint It In, Why NOT </a></p><br />8.01.05 74 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-2the-cover-letters.html "> Is It Crap?: Round Two--The Cover Letters </a></p><br />8.02.05 77 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersfour.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #4 </a></p><br />8.02.05 82 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-huitpart.html "> Is It Crap?: Round 2, #8 </a></p><br />8.03.05 86 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/timingrevisited.html "> Timing Revisited </a></p><br />8.03.05 87 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-you-are-not-wasting-your-time-when.html "> Why You are Not Wasting Time When You Read This Blog </a></p><br />8.03.05 89 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/youve-got-agentnow-what.html "> You've Got an Agent...Now What? </a></p><br />8.03.05 91 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/one-last-crap-shootonly-cause-its-dire.html "> One Last Crap Shoot...Only 'Cause It's a Dire Warning </a></p><br />8.04.05 94 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-is-boredso-fucking-what.html "> Miss Snark is Bored...So Fucking What </a></p><br />8.07.05 107 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking-results.html "> Where are You Looking: Results </a></p><br />8.08.05 111 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/captains-snark-log-dateline-today.html "> Captain Snark's Log, Dateline Today </a></p><br />8.28.05 140 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-sifts-comment-pile.html "> Miss Snark Sifts the Comment Pile </a></p><br />9.1.05 207 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/one-hundred-bottles-of-snark-on-wall.html "> 100 Bottles of Snark on the Wall, 100 Bottles of Snark </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080511905077011?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140804300324918842006-02-24T10:04:00.001-08:002006-02-24T10:05:45.166-08:007.25.05 48 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/editors-are-fuckwits-too.html "> Editors are Fuckwits, Too </a></p><br />7.28.05 57 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/platypus-platform-platitudes.html "> Platypus Platform Platitudes </a></p><br />9.1.05 208 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/editors.html "> Editors </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080430032491884?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140804269152262242006-02-24T10:04:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:04:29.153-08:007.19.05 36 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-want-you-alllll-to-myself-thoughts.html "> I Want Allllll of You to Myself--Thoughts on Exclusivity </a></p><br />9.1.05 205 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/follow-up-on-submissions-timing.html "> A Follow Up on Submissions-Timing </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080426915226224?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140804191090773452006-02-24T10:02:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:03:11.093-08:007.06.05 19 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/telling-lies-for-fun-and-profit.html "> Telling Lies for Fun and Profit </a></p><br />7.07.05 21 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/full-disclosurenaked-snarkieness.html "> Full Disclosure...Naked Snarkiness </a></p><br />7.24.05 45 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ps-buy-my-book.html "> P.S. Buy My Book </a></p><br />7.25.05 47 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people.html "> What the Fuck is Wrong with You People? </a></p><br />7.27.05 52 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/difference-between-scam-and-slime.html "> The Difference Between Scam and Slime </a></p><br />7.27.05 54 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/pay-to-play.html "> Pay to Play </a></p><br />7.27.05 55 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/miss-snark-turns-green.html "> Miss Snark Turns Green </a></p><br />8.02.05 80 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/sowhose-life-is-it-anyway.html "> So...Whose Life IS it Anyway? </a></p><br />8.04.05 93 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/fact-checkingyet-again.html "> Fact Checking...Yet Again! </a></p><br />8.07.05 108 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/im-not-only-one-thinking-about-whose.html "> I'm Not the Only One Thinking About "Who's Life is it Anyway?" </a></p><br />8.09.05 114 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-mathchapter-two.html "> Let's Do the Math, Part II </a></p><br />8.12.05 127 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/various-ways-to-skin-cats-and-fleece.html "> Various Ways to Skin Cats and Fleece Writers </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080419109077345?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140804114001660902006-02-24T10:01:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:01:54.000-08:006.29.05 7 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/look-ma-i-did-it-all-by-myself.html "> "Look Ma, I Did it All by Myself!" </a></p><br />8.03.05 88 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-you-are-not-wasting-your-time-when.html "> Why Miss Snark Hates eQueries </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080411400166090?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140804074143174602006-02-24T10:00:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:01:14.143-08:007.20.05 40 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-3-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 3: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />8.13.05 133 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/dear-mr-mccartney-can-i-use-your-song.html "> Mr. McCartney: Can I Use Your Song? </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080407414317460?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140803817769780552006-02-24T09:56:00.000-08:002006-02-24T09:56:57.770-08:008.04.05 92 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-math.html "> Let's Do the Math </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080381776978055?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140803729556467052006-02-24T09:55:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:00:43.283-08:008.10.05 118 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-america-for-books.html "> Miss America for Books </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080372955646705?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140803697751679922006-02-24T09:54:00.001-08:002006-02-24T10:00:01.706-08:008.05.05 99 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/blog-blog-blog.html "> Blog Blog Blog </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080369775167992?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140803671245469262006-02-24T09:54:00.000-08:002006-02-24T09:59:37.983-08:006.30.05 9 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/miss-snark-retires-to-her-fainting.html "> Miss Snark Retires to her Fainting Couch with a Cold Compress </a></p><br />7.06.05 20 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/criminal-agent.html "> Criminal "Agent" </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />7.24.05 45 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ps-buy-my-book.html "> P.S. Buy My Book </a></p><br />7.25.05 47 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people.html "> What the Fuck is Wrong with You People? </a></p><br />7.27.05 54 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/pay-to-play.html "> Pay to Play </a></p><br />8.09.05 114 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-mathchapter-two.html "> Let's Do the Math, Part II </a></p><br />8.12.05 127 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/various-ways-to-skin-cats-and-fleece.html "> Various Ways to Skin Cats and Fleece Writers </a></p><br />9.1.05 206 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/snafus-r-us.html "> Snafus R Us </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080367124546926?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140803617374060772006-02-24T09:52:00.000-08:002006-04-24T05:45:43.613-07:006.30.05 9 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/06/miss-snark-retires-to-her-fainting.html "> Miss Snark Retires to her Fainting Couch with a Cold Compress </a></p><br />7.15.05 28 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/agents-are-sooooo-busycrap.html "> Agents are Soooo Busy...Crap </a></p><br />7.18.05 33 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-1-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 1: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.19.05 34 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-2-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 2: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.20.05 40 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-3-day-timer-confessions.html "> Day 3: The Day Timer Confessions </a></p><br />7.22.05 42 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/day-4-day-timer-confessionsfinal.html "> Day 4: The Day Time Confessions </a></p><br />7.19.05 35 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/ill-get-back-to-you.html "> "I'll Get Back to You" </a></p><br />7.19.05 36 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-want-you-alllll-to-myself-thoughts.html "> I Want Allllll of You to Myself--Thoughts on Exclusivity </a></p><br />7.24.05 44 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/snarkling-sunday.html "> Snarking Sunday! </a></p><br />7.28.05 59 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-not-right-for-us.html "> "It's Not Right For Us" </a></p><br />8.03.05 89 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/youve-got-agentnow-what.html "> You've Got an Agent...Now What? </a></p><br />8.04.05 92 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/lets-do-math.html "> Let's Do the Math </a></p><br />8.04.05 96 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking.html "> Where are You Looking? </a></p><br />8.06.05 101 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/from-mouth-of-babes.html "> From the Mouths of Babes </a></p><br />8.08.05 110 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/hot-cross-buns-anyone.html "> Hot Cross Buns, Anyone? </a></p><br />8.09.05 113 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/good-intentionsyes-they-do-pave-road.html "> Good Intentions...Yes, They Pave the Road to Hell </a></p><br />8.10.05 116 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/do-writers-really-need-agents.html "> Do Writers Really Need Agents? </a></p><br />8.10.05 117 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/few-simple-questions.html "> A Few Simple Questions </a></p><br />8.10.05 118 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-america-for-books.html "> Miss America for Books </a></p><br />8.11.05 122 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/top-ten-reasons-miss-snark-loves-you.html "> Top Ten Reasons Miss Snark Loves You </a></p><br />8.11.05 122 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/top-ten-reasons-miss-snark-loves-you.html "> Top Ten Reasons Miss Snark Loves You </a></p><br />8.11.05 123 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/novel-2-done-undone-finished.html "> Novel #2 Done, Undone, Finished, Refinished, or Just Waxed... </a></p><br />8.11.05 125 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/poaching-clientsor-frying-fricaseeing.html "> Poaching Clients...or Frying, Fricaseeing, Filleting, or Fonduing </a></p><br />8.11.05 126 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/changing-roomalso-abattoir-for.html "> The Changing Room...Also Abattoir for the Unyielding </a></p><br />8.12.05 128 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/partials-will-break-your-heart.html "> Partials Will Break Your Heart </a></p><br />8.30.05 165 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/1-this-sux-2-this-really-sux-3-you.html "> 1. This Sux, 2. This Really Sux, 3. You Used Too Many Staples, 4. You Forgot to Enclose $20 </a></p><br />8.30.05 167 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/everyone-is-above-average.html "> Everyone is Above Average! </a></p><br />9.1.05 204 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/similarity.html "> Similarity </a></p><br />9.1.05 205 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/follow-up-on-submissions-timing.html "> A Follow Up on Submissions-Timing </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/im-not-right-agent-for-this.html "> I'm Not the Right Agent for This </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/requeriesredux.html "> REqueries, Redux </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/agent-buffet.html "> Agent Buffet </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/unagented-contracts.html "> Unagented Contracts </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/speaking-of-numbers.html "> Speaking of Numbers... </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/who-are-you-what-are-you-do-i-know-you.html "> Who are You? What are You? Do I Know You? </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/medic-another-gin-i-have-raw-nerve.html "> Medic! Another Gin! I Have a Raw Nerve Here! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/in-my-spare-time-i-walk-on-water.html "> In My Spare Time, I Walk on Water </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-long-is-too-long-and-how-to-tell.html "> How Long is Too Long, and How to Tell </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/and-now-for-my-next-rabbit-in-hat.html "> And Now, for My Next Rabbit in the Hat Trick... </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/does-miss-snark-do-hustle.html "> Does Miss Snark Do the Hustle? </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/age-of-reason-no-nothe-age-of-aquarius.html "> Age of Reason--No, No, the Age of Aquarius! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/this-is-road-to-madnessbatteries-not.html "> This is the Road to Madness...Batteries Not Included </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/miss-snark-takes-you-by-crystal-balls.html "> Miss Snark Takes You By the (Crystal) Balls </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/perfect-10.html "> The Perfect 10 </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/doin-lindy.html "> Doin' the Lindy! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/it-aint-easy-being-greeeeeen.html "> It Ain't Easy Being Greeeeen! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/atlas-shrugged.html "> Atlas Shrugged </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/09/question-trifecta.html "> Question Trifecta! </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/playing-cards.html "> Playing Cards </a></p><br /><p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/10/head-of-class.html "> Head of the Class </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080361737406077?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1140802810216796772006-02-24T09:39:00.000-08:002006-02-24T09:57:47.183-08:008.07.05 107 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/where-are-you-looking-results.html "> Where are You Looking: Results </a></p><br />8.09.05 113 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/good-intentionsyes-they-do-pave-road.html "> Good Intentions...Yes, They Pave the Road to Hell </a></p><br />8.10.05 117 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/few-simple-questions.html "> A Few Simple Questions </a></p><br />8.13.05 132 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/and-you-thought-miss-snark-was-fierce.html "> And You Thought Miss Snark was Fierce! </a></p><br />8.28.05 140 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-sifts-comment-pile.html "> Miss Snark Sifts the Comment Pile </a></p><br />8.31.05 196 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/if-youre-thinking-of-asking-miss-snark.html "> If You're Thinking of Asking Miss Snark to be Your Agent... </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-114080281021679677?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1139963054484772052006-02-14T16:19:00.000-08:002006-02-24T10:16:52.196-08:00<strong>The Crap-O-Meter: courageous Snarklings sent in the first page of their manuscripts for Miss Snark to peruse and see if their openings could snag the interest of an agent. "Is it Crap?" they asked. "85% of the time? Yes," she answered.</strong><br /><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/c-rap-rations-for-hippest-of.html">C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part I</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/c-rap-rations-for-hippest-of_28.html">C-Rap Rations for the Hippest of Snarklings, Part II</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crap-part-three.html ">"Is it Crap?" Part III</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crappart-4.html ">"Is it Crap?" Part IV</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crap-part-5.html">"Is it Crap?" Part V</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/07/is-it-crappart-6.html">"Is It Crap?" Part VI</a></p><br /><p><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crappartnext.html">"Is It Crap?" Part VII</a></p><br /><br /><strong>Miss Snark decided to give the Crap-O-Meter another spin:</strong><br />8.28.05 136 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/oklets-dust-off-crapmeter-and-take-it.html "> OK, Let's Dust Off the Crap-O-Meter and Take It Out for a Hayride </a></p> <br /><br /><strong>She singled out these following first pages as ones that got her to read on.</strong><br />8.30.05 163 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-24.html "> Snarkometer #24 </a></p><br />8.28.05 138 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crap-volunteer-2.html "> Is It Crap? #2 </a></p><br />8.28.05 144 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-7.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #7 </a></p><br />8.28.05 145 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/volunteer-for-crapometer-8.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #8 </a></p><br />8.29.05 156 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-reaches-18.html "> The Snark-O-Meter Reaches 18 </a></p><br />8.30.05 161 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/22-into-snarkometer.html "> #22 Into the Snarkometer </a></p><br />8.30.05 174 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkling-versus-snarkometer-round-32.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 32 </a></p><br />8.31.05 178 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-35.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 35 </a></p><br />8.31.05 193 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-swarm-snarkometer-50.html "> Round 50 </a></p><br />8.31.05 200 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-reaches-speed-limit-55.html "> Round 55 </a></p><br />8.31.05 187 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-44.html "> Round 44 </a></p><br /><br /><strong>And these are the rest. Beware of stilleto marks ground into their backsides...</strong><br />8.28.05 137 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-1.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #1 </a></p><br />8.28.05 139 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/diving-into-crapometer.html "> Diving Into the Crap-O-Meter Headfirst: Volunteer #3 </a></p><br />8.28.05 141 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-4.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #4 </a></p><br />8.28.05 142 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-5.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #5 </a></p><br />8.28.05 143 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-6.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #6 </a></p><br />8.28.05 146 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-volunteer-9.html "> Crap-O-Meter Volunteer #9 </a></p><br />8.28.05 148 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-10.html "> Crap-O-Meter #10! </a></p><br />8.29.05 149 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crap-volunteer-11.html "> Is It Crap? Volunteer #11 </a></p><br />8.29.05 150 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/12-takes-stage.html "> #12 Takes the Stage </a></p><br />8.29.05 151 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/13-into-crapometer.html "> #13 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.29.05 152 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/14-takes-whirl.html "> #14 Takes a Whirl </a></p><br />8.29.05 153 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-celebrates-her-quinceanera.html "> The Crap-O-Meter Celebrates Her Quinceanara </a></p><br />8.29.05 154 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometers-sweet-sixteen.html "> Crap-O-Meter's Sweet Sixteen </a></p><br />8.29.05 155 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/crapometer-17.html "> Crap-O-Meter #17 </a></p><br />8.29.05 157 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-sucks-up-19.html "> Snarkometer Sucks Up #19 </a></p><br />8.29.05 158 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-runs-20-into-crapometer.html "> Miss Snark Runs #20 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.29.05 159 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/miss-snark-reaches-21.html "> Miss Snark Reaches #21 </a></p><br />8.30.05 162 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/23-into-crapometer.html "> #23 Into the Crap-O-Meter </a></p><br />8.30.05 164 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-25.html "> Snarkometer #25 </a></p><br />8.30.05 168 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-26.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 26 </a></p><br />8.30.05 169 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-crapometer-round-27.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 27 </a></p><br />8.30.05 170 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-28.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 28 </a></p><br />8.30.05 171 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-round-29.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 29 </a></p><br />8.30.05 172 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-30.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 30 </a></p><br />8.30.05 173 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-vs-snarkometer-31.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 31 </a></p><br />8.30.05 175 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-crapometer-33.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 33 </a></p><br />8.30.05 176 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkling-versus-snarkomter-34.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 34 </a></p><br />8.31.05 179 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-36.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 36 </a></p><br />8.31.05 180 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-37.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkometer, Round 37 </a></p><br />8.31.05 181 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-38.html "> Snarklings versus the Snarkmeter, Round 38 </a></p><br />8.31.05 182 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-round-39.html "> Round 39 </a></p><br />8.31.05 183 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-duel-with-snarkometer-round.html "> Round 40 </a></p><br />8.31.05 184 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-41.html "> Round 41 </a></p><br />8.31.05 185 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-round.html "> Round 42 </a></p><br />8.31.05 186 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-43.html "> Round 43 </a></p><br />8.31.05 188 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-brave-snarkometer-45-times.html "> Round 45 </a></p><br />8.31.05 189 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-wrestle-snarkomter-bout-46.html "> Round 46 </a></p><br />8.31.05 190 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-wrestle-snarkometer-round.html "> Round 47 </a></p><br />8.31.05 191 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-swarm-snarkometer-round-48.html "> Round 48 </a></p><br />8.31.05 192 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-49.html "> Round 49 </a></p><br />8.31.05 194 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-take-on-snarkometer-51.html "> Round 51 </a></p><br />8.31.05 197 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-smackdown-52.html "> Round 52 </a></p><br />8.31.05 198 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarklings-versus-snarkometer-53.html "> Round 53 </a></p><br />8.31.05 199 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkometer-54-where-are-you.html "> Round 54 </a></p><br />8.31.05 201 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarkomter-creaks-up-on-56.html "> Round 56 </a></p><br />8.31.05 202 <p> <a href= " http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/snarks-57-sauce-finishes-buffet.html "> Round 57 </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-113996305448477205?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22061377.post-1139961751682474382006-02-14T15:55:00.000-08:002006-02-14T17:52:11.073-08:00The Crap-O-Meter strikes back, giving a stilleto to the throat of submitted query letters. #6 was highlighted as the best of the bunch. <br /><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-2the-cover-letters.html">First Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-deuxthe-cover-letter-2.html">Second Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapround-twothe-cover-letters-3.html">Third Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersfour.html">Fourth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-5.html">Fifth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapthe-cover-letterspart-6.html">Sixth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-7.html">Seventh Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters-part-huitpart.html">Eighth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letterspont-neuf.html">Ninth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-letters10-with-bullet.html">Tenth Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersdouble-hockey.html">Eleventh Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/is-it-crapcover-lettersfinal-entry.html">Penultimate Post</a></p><br /><a href="http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2005/08/one-last-crap-shootonly-cause-its-dire.html">Final Post</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22061377-113996175168247438?l=snarkives.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miss Adventurenoreply@blogger.com0