Agent Issues, Slush Pile Shenanigans

Whenever Miss Adventure hears the phrase "slush pile," she thinks of a delightful frozen drink with lots of mango and triple sec and tequila and orange and tequila. Slush pile? More like "lush pile."

Miss Snark dives into her slush pile. Herewith are some tales of nitwittery but also tips on how to rise out of the slush bile.

The Tipping Point

FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FUCK UP YOUR QUERY LETTER RIGHT NOW

Miss Snark Reaches for the Clue Gun...AGAIN

Speaking of Numbers...

Shred of Evidence